Hard Classes at John Holmes High

VAN NUYS – Magnet schools are specialized public schools that draw students who are interested or adept in specific subjects such as science or the arts. The John Holmes Memorial High School in the Van Nuys is a magnet school that gives youngsters interested in a career in the multi-billion dollar adult entertainment industry a “head” start on their careers. The students at Holmes High take a variety of classes to prepare them for various roles in the world of porn including drama, sexual physiology, and body piercing care along with the basics like, well,…you know. The teachers at Holmes High are experienced professionals who are looking to give back and help create the next generation of pornstars. “It’s exciting to see them blossom,” says Harry Peters, a sexual gymnastics instructor. “They come in not even knowing what a Dirty Sanchez is and leave knowing exactly how to do it.” Holmes High graduated its first class this June and several graduates are already starring in films. “I just signed my contract for Butt Blasters #27,” beamed recent grad Cinammon Brandy. “They say if I do a good job I can be in Naughty Nymphos #61.” Holmes High is currently looking for new instructors.